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Emily

A bloody thick bastard who has the chromosome count of a pebble. Genuinely could not count to 279 if they tried. A nice person but has 0 sense of humour, very likely to enjoy cringe and dad jokes, especially. Usually brunette but sometimes blonde and it's very rare they're sexy, but if you find a sexy one it's usually a keeper. Very trustworthy, as long as they remember to use their minimal brain and mental capacity, if not, your secrets or good up are probably going to be leaked.
James: Oh my god, look at that emily!
Steven: Yeah, she's great to laugh at.
by Steven19 August 15, 2019
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Emily

Emily is a girl that is very outgoing and would trick you in some ways that she don't want to be tricked into and if she ever ask you to sit next to on the bus take off running and walk home but all Emily's are very Nast and will try to give and get some every chance they can get
Emily is nasty
by Juju 2fly December 5, 2019
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Emily

She soooo cool and goes good with Emma’s
I’m Emily’s friend

Let me guess are you Emma?
by Emily contortion June 8, 2019
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emily

oh my god did u that girl

omg yeh she is such an emily
by deppesedslllllaag August 25, 2020
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Emily

Weird as fuck, very average looking, nothing special about them and you most probably don't need them in your life. But they lowkey kinda a lil funny doe so please keep us around.
Emily is such a freak
by Ainsley_is_supreme February 2, 2020
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Emily

A complete fucking whore, nobody like Emily especially not short Italians. Fucking bitch.
Emily: Hi!
Joey Nero: fuck you go kill yourself
by Evan Tex May 6, 2020
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Emily

Emily is that one girl that you wanna bone so badly she is so fucking hot and makes you cum so fast. She is that one girl that everybody wants to smash
-Hey I just fucked and Emily it felt so nice
- Awwww man you’re so lucky l. I WOULD KILL TO FUCK EMILY
by Emilyofficial October 24, 2019
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