dildong ditch

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016

Dildonic Plague

The dildonic plague is used to describe a large flock of dildoes with plans to take over the nation to overthrow the might God allah

Jake: "DUDE LOOK AT THE NEWS"
Colin: "DUDE THE DILDONIC PLAGUE TOOK CONTROL OF THE WHITE HOUSE"
Cole: "NO WAY DUDE"

by colieravioli June 19, 2016

Dildonic

Anything that even slightly resembles a dildo.

My glorious Blue Yeti brand microphone is dildonic. I like to put it in my asshole.

by Joey Auburn May 23, 2016

Dildo Ball

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017

dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

dildo panties

A set of underwear for women with a dildo on the inside alowing for discreet pleasure in public

I’m having a great time! I’m wearing my dildo panties!

by Ghdhvshdfgg March 13, 2018