dildo award

What is the prize given to recognize stupid people for doing stupid shit. As defined by www.dildoawards.com.

"He was stupid for doing that.. He deserves a dildo award."

by Gravyplaya August 8, 2007

dicfore

when sum1 tells u u have a dicfore on ur head ask them what it is.

hey wes u have a big dickfore on ur forehead

by daryl hotcakes February 10, 2003

Dildo

1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.

Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69

by dildoslap February 20, 2009

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

dildo cozy

A gay man, slut, or just someone you dont like's ass-hole

close yo dildo cozy man, It's reekin' in here!

by JoelC! May 1, 2006

organic dildo

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.

"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."

by Pierre December 28, 2005

pirate dildo

a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus".

My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo.

by mike hunt April 18, 2004