Connor

A fat sweaty retard with the means of doing nothing but viguriously masturbate all day watching 24 hour long jelking compilations. If you see or meet a Connor, you will immediately feel a sense of regret and remorse for the parents who have birthed them. Consulting an obortionist if it isn't too late to remove this useless seed is the best tip I could provide.

Man #1: Have you met Connor?
Man #2: I'd rather kill myself.

by memeware March 19, 2018

connor bird

someone who has a striking resemblance to charlie from always sunny. people with this name are known to be alcoholics and usually break a lot of shit while drunk. he may be gay?? he is also a chain smoking varsity athlete with stockholm syndrome and what is refered to as a "bird point".

oh no connor bird is drunk again, hide your children

by Fancypants213 February 25, 2009

Connor Acronym

When you use an acronym in an email, chat, etc that you just made up. It's not one of those famous ones like "lol" or "lmao" or "rofl" . ONLY TOTAL IDIOTS DO THIS

Person 1: do you like cupcakes?

Person 2: nilc

Person 1: nilc?

Person 2: oh, its stands for No I Like Cookies

Person 1: pleez, don't use a connor acronym

by cupcake_man May 5, 2010

Connor

Connor is awesome. He's cute and funny and super smart. He looks great in red t-shirts and always eats a peach in the morning. His hair is short. All the girls are in love with him. He plays multiple varsity sports, therefore he spends a lot of his time in locker rooms. Connor is a good big brother. Connor is a son who kisses his mom before school. Connor reads novels and listens to music on the bus.

Damn, he's hot. Must be a Connor.

by Blunt_Honesty_by_C June 28, 2014

I hate conformists

1. A term used to express extreme dislike for people who will change they're appearance, personality, and will ruin they're life just to be considered "cool".

2. Can also be a conformist term because your conforming to the bias that everyone included in the "I hate conformists" statement is actually a conformist. Maybe they aren't the conformist, you are. Because you say "I hate conformist" your throwing yourselves in with the stereotype of the "Individuals," The select group of stuckup, snobby, "I've been to college" kind of attitude(Though they're only in highschool) people that are conforming to the "Individuals" bias.

1. Guy 1."God, look at him, wearing American Eagle, what a conformist"

Guy 2."Yeah, I hate conformists"

2. Asshole 1. "Sheesh, look at her, wearing her hair in a ponytail, like, totally unenlightened, pass me that weed, maaan."

Asshole(Girl) 2. "Wanna spread your freedom in me, like, duuuude?"

by Akalay April 26, 2011

conformist

When somebody has to test the reaction of the people they are with by saying something to the effect of, "I'm well up for <insert inane notion to be proposed here>". If the group approves the motion is carried. Examples of people like this are RETARDS.

Idiot: "I'm well up for getting a cold drink"
Rest of group: "Yeah I'm thirsty too lets get a drink"
Onlooker: "Hahaha they could get a drink but they are probably too stupid to count the money they need to exchange for the goods they are purchasing."

or

Idiot: "I'm well up for getting a cold drink"
Normal UnRetard: "Hey you stupid phuck, if you want to get a drink just get one. Why do you need the groups approval. *PUNCH*"

by Pike August 30, 2003

Conforming to Non-Conformity

Originated in Advanced Studio in Amesbury High. A collaboration of all the art students in 2nd period, to make a drawing of a person/she/he/shemale that is trying so hard to be different that they are conforming. Or something like that.

"Wow, did you see Brandon Wiley today?
He is so conforming to non-conformity.

by anonymous October 19, 2004