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Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
by FoulMe January 4, 2012
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Chris Condron

Chris Condron, also known by his alter ego Lola McPeters, is a prominent gay personality and strong advocate for the Folsom Street Fair and Leather Festival in San Francisco.
Hey look, It's Chris Condron!

Where???????

There! Holding that leather whip and wearing a feather headress.
by CharlieCheesePartyyy October 26, 2011
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Crowd Control

(plural Crowd Control) Abbreviation: CC

1. a. The ability to limit, prevent, or influence an opponent's movement or actions in a game. b. A spell or ability possessed by a player to do so.
2. a. Crowd containment, direction, and comfort to maintain safety and order. b. A product used to do so.
1. Our team needs more crowd control to chase down fleeing enemies.
2. Effective crowd control prevented a riot from breaking out in the packed stadium.
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baccy cone

a baccy cone is a BONG thats packed fat with tobacco and must be smoked as punishment for spilling something, kocking something or just being a clumsy cunt
adam was drinking goon at hugo's the other night. They were playing Mariokart64 and adam spilled his goon.

"that's it cunt, you're having a fucking baccy cone!"
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cold concrete

Some think it causes piles.
Don't sit on cold concrete or you will get painful piles hemorrhoids.
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Cock connoisseur

An individual who travels the land far and wide, tasting all varieties of human penis, subsequently rating and favouring them, possibly producing some form of TV show or journal in the process.
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