Captain Big Dick

A male that is obsessed with compensating for their extremely small penis

Man, Tom is such a Captain Big Dick why doesnt he just get cancer already.

by BreakFace January 14, 2009

capitalism

Capitalism is a system of economics where you invest 'capital' into ventures and get money (more than your investment) if it succeeds. It is a system that rewards people with ideas. People who spew the whole: rich get richer, poor get poorer are slightly off. If you have an idea, you can get rich. In other systems, like communism or socialism, you have no way to improve your lot in life, but with capitalism, you at least have a chance

capitalism doesn't exist only to feed fat greedy wealthy white men.

N. Korea=less wealthy than America

by b0rees November 4, 2004

Capstone

To hit a man on the top of the balls while he is masturbating, causing sperm to go back down the tunnel funnel.

Chad was yanking in my room, so I capstoned him.

by Juggalos are all fat June 5, 2010

Captain K

Coolest fucker ever.

Captain K can sing the Carmen Sandiego theme song.

by TheFarSide September 26, 2005

Failboat Captain

Person who fails so much he gets to lead the Failboat. Must be of scottish descent.

Daz is the Failboat Captain! He gets wrecked.. Repeatedly!

by Comanche Man August 16, 2008

capitalism

Common synonym for greed

Hey! Capitalism! Didn't your mother ever tell you to share?

by Garface September 23, 2005

capitalism

An economic system best suited to match mans personality and behavior. Capitalism is characterized by private ownership, and little or no government interfeirence in the marketplace. This is a great system if the government doesn't get involved. Capitalism is responsible for the high status of life ALL Americans enjoy on a daily basis.

A person wants money , so he makes a product and sells it. The person who buys that product gets that money from wages earned making other products, and so goes the cycle.

by mitch November 23, 2004