Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

by Miho3 May 18, 2005

Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

by steve austin September 19, 2005

crapyob

otherwise known as 'parc boy' devised by kerria lowlives, as a term that inclines that you attend park (thick) school. These people have no jobs or lives and resort to violence to solve their day-to-day dilemmas

"ste, you are a fucking crapyob....boi.."
"These carpyobs are everywhere nowadays"
"crapyobs are the new generation of chavs"

by stevey B December 7, 2006

crapberrying

Using your blackberry from the shitter, the can, the john.

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sent from a wireless device

Man, I almost flushed my Blackberry this morning while I was dominating a poop - a near crapberrying disaster!

by Mystery White Boy January 30, 2007

craptabulicious

oddly pleasing or agreeably to the senses, particularly with regard to taste or smell

Jim and Mary Fran both found the honey-dipped broccoli to be craptabulicious.

by MaddieD December 26, 2008

Crapigator

Crapigators are mythical giant mutated alligators who were once baby alligators that some idiot flushed down the toilet long, long ago. Now the mythical Crapigator inhabits city sewer systems all across America. In Florida, they really do have Crapigators. Florida Crapigators not only live the sewers but also inhabit drainage ditches, storm water canals AND your back yard. Florida Crapigators favorite snack foods are fresh Chihuahua and toddlers.

Headline from The Weekly World News: "Giant Crapigators invade a Florida preschool school, eat 12 babies and mate with teachers!!!"

Headline from The Weekly World News the following week: “Mutant Human/Crapigator hybrid babies born in Miami!!”

by Londa Zack June 1, 2007