Gertrude's Law

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.

Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.

by neolojisms April 29, 2011

Tara's Law

A unwritten law between students preventing a student from eagerly entering a classroom early. To do so would make the perpetrator a loser.

Dude, she was waiting outside our latin class and was so excited to learn, she broke Tara's Law and came in early.

by yaleman49 June 5, 2010

con-law

An abreviation for a conservation-law-enforcement student, stereotyped by a person that fulfills at least three of the following: wears copious camo clothing, shoots long guns, hunts (deer, moose, duck, goose, or anything that moves), projects a general lack of caring, practices duck calls in dorms at all hours, spits tobacco juice in bottles, vocalizes opinions loudly, drinks alcohol as water, viewed as immature, have "republican" political views, and one day plans on becoming a law enforcement officer.

ST: "What's that noise? It's 2 am!"
CN: "A duck call."
ST: "What!?!"
CN: "It's the drunk guy in the camo, he's con-law."
ST:"Oh."

by Tullip November 26, 2010

Above the law

Usually an insanely deluded do do bird (criminal) in a jail cell who's so FUCKEN thick he thinks he's above the Law but is actually below The law .

Because incarcerated by Law
Suffers ...
Delusions of grandeur

A dangerous headspace

Keep away...

From crooks

They suck ...
at everything..
Even crime

Boo

Above the law BIKIE boss "so and so" was sentenced in court today for 567556876 grams of methamphetamine found in his undies.. the judge said his excuse was petty and He Must remember it getting under his ball sack.. he got 3 years in jail ...

Above The law is his nickname.

That's All

by TSARINA November 10, 2017

Brandon's Law

"Brandon's Law" is the convention that each individual that consumes a good(s) or service(s) - regardless of whether it constitutes active or passive usage - bears full responsibility of the cost(s) and/or monetary expense(s) associated with consumption of that particular good(s) or service(s). It is attributed to Brandon Patel, undergraduate student and part-time researcher at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

"Because of Brandon's Law, I now have to pay the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) the necessary royalties for humming the tune to 'Li'l Jon feat. Ice Cube - Real Nigga Roll Call' during my flight to Los Angeles two months ago."

by Napalm 99 January 18, 2007

Eddinburg’s law

A law stating that physical pain accumulates. So if somebody hits you lightly multiple times, you can take the sum total of the entire amount of force they applied to you, and apply it back on them in one punch. So basically if someone hits you with 10 pounds of force 10 times, you can hit them with 100 pounds of force once.

Andre: “dude! Why’d you hit me so hard?! I was barely tapping you.”
Cole: “bro, it’s Eddinburg’s law. Pain accumulates so I thought I’d let it stack up and biff ya real good.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

Sister-in-law

The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.

Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020