global panera bread 

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

global panera bread by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

loaf_of_bread_chan 

smells like caca tho
I’ve seen her in public and secretly sniffed their hair I smelt like heaven, would love to try that again someday Also smack my azz like a drum

loaf_of_bread_chan: smack my azz like a drum

loaf_of_bread_chan by Ur in my death note September 3, 2021

Japanese milk bread 

Japanese milk bread is a type of bread made from a combination of human sweat, tears, saliva, and breast milk. It is known for its unique, slightly salty flavor and moist, pillowy texture.

He was the last to cum; though he was tear ridden; the Japanese milk bread was his and his alone.

Japanese milk bread by 0xOvipositor December 11, 2022

Jamie’s bread 

A new way to say bring home the bacon

Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try

Hours later

Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS

Jamie’s bread by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023

am i bread 

basically what am i doing here 💀 when you see a cute couple , and you think why dont i have that

*cute couple on tiktok* am i bread ?

am i bread by hekshdks November 5, 2023

Let's Get this bread 

A phrase meaning "get money."

Guy: Let's Get this bread
Guy2: let's yeet this wheat
Guy3: let's gain this grain
Guy4: let's rye, my guy
Guy5: let's nab this naan
Guy6: let's shoot that doe with sourdough
Girl: please stop, you are scaring me

Let's Get this bread by unicorn_vegan_sandwich February 13, 2019

A person who eats bread

“A loser who sleeps with baby cat aka shadow which is his cat, and will usually watch DIY or life hacks videos. Does nothing interesting at all.”

Damn, Robert is such a person who eats bread.

A person who eats bread by Adamations Adver May 19, 2020