NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.
Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.
by Baron Von Berpinfartz November 1, 2013
Get the Storm Bonermug. When a dedicated biker ether rode or mountain is in the process of buying a new bike and they won't shut up about it. A bike boner will effect both male and female riders of all ages. the bike boner is a serious problem for those around it dew to the rider's in ability to shut up about his new bike he's going to get. most commonly effects People who work at Bike shops.
Kevin: man i cant diside wether i should get the XO cranks or the stock one's on my new treck remedy.
Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!
Jason: shut up Kevin!
Kevin: Yeah your right i should totally get the XO and a FOX fork.
Jason: shut up!
Chris: Jason its just his bike boner going off, just let it pass it's court.
Kevin: OHH no i'm totally going to get Rock shock Boxer and make it more a free ride bike. YES!
Chris: Kevin SHUT UP!
Kevin: Yeah your right then i can ride a little DH that way. fuck yeah!
by Rocheman4280 June 29, 2013
Get the Bike Bonermug. by nut button March 13, 2019
Get the Boner Fuelmug. Very "out coming" or "outward" nipples usually on males
When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping
When females get boner nipples is called nipping; when females get boner nipples it's called a nipping
by Random_fact_girl May 2, 2015
Get the boner nipplemug. 1. An action or event that totally kills your boner.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
2. Also used as an adjective in the place of a word like grenade.
1. John: Did you bone Carrie last night?
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
Jack: No dude! Her mom walked in and it was a total boner breaker!
1. James: FML! The Netherlands lost the World Cup!
Jason: Total boner breaker!
2. John: Hey, Allie is lookin' pretty cute dude.
Jack: No way bro! Allie is a total boner breaker! You must be drunk dude.
by Martin Stekelenberg January 24, 2011
Get the boner breakermug. Phil: Hey Rob, I just had the best orgasm.
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
Rob: Oh yeah, what porn did you watch?
Phil: Just Normal guy and girl.
Rob: Man, you really have vanilla boner, don't ya Rob?
by Espeoni October 10, 2015
Get the vanilla bonermug. When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017
Get the wishing bonermug.