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senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher with no respect towards chickens or other things with feathers, he is a hateful man (not to be confused with penis)
"Senōr Burrito was being hateful yet again"
by howdy_all_yall October 2, 2018
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The Burrios Vacunos

Group of friends with thounsands of years of history , formed by the sun and the moon, sons of the wond and lovers of the death.
This epic group organize the most bastos plans and meetings.
This group has the power of creating memes from nowhere and repeating them until everybody feels the need to join the meme; some of the most famous memes had their zenith in the trips some participants have dine together, and are “el rempalago”, “otras cosas”,“gazorpazorpfield” and lately the “venir a por mi”
The official religion of this group is the Shrek religion with different variation like the bastisima trinity, some people in the group still oppose to accept the word of Shrek following other religious leaders like sanson or the sex-omelet.
There are some official holidays including Alpedrete Halloguingng , new years eve and Saint Patricks day
Concluding, the goal of every human being is to belomg to this group, only some lucky can.
God you are a burrio vacuno, please take all my money , im on my knees

A burrio vacuno!! I beg you! Sign me an autograph!

El hombre que toca la armonica de puta madreee, es esa la verdaad

Hey there are The Burrios Vacunos, jeeez they are so bastos
by Pexayo88 December 5, 2018
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Creamy Burrito

When you cum in a fat chicks rolls.

“Oh man, I fucked this fat chicks roll and came”

“Awh dude, you gave her a creamy burrito!”
by The AMC club December 7, 2018
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Wank Burrito

Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy
'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'
by RogleDin December 12, 2018
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Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.
Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.
by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019
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Victory Burrito

A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am
Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.
by catboi200 March 15, 2019
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double burrito

When you with a friend manage to put your dicks in a hoes mouth.
Extra points if you pull off both cheeks with your dicks.
— Let us put a double burrito there, honey.
— Hey, Mike! Im bored fucking her in the ass, come, see, I put one here, you put one there, remember that mexican restaurant?
— Oh, yeah, double burrito style!
by notsofasthoney June 17, 2019
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