turkish breakfast 

n. When one cracks an egg in someone's asshole

Are special this morning is the turkish breakfast

turkish breakfast by Patrick Hudson May 22, 2006

mexican breakfast 

When you are banging a chic doggie style then apply a small amount of hot sauce to your thumb. Then your proceed by sticking your thumb in her anus. She will jump, flip her over then feed it to her.

"Girl your breath stinks!" reply "yeah Johnny gave me a mexican breakfast!"

mexican breakfast by BlackboyT October 20, 2006

the breakfast club

Collective name for those ridiculous characters invented by cereal companies to market their products to little kids (Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, the Trix rabbit, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, etc.)

(scene from "The Breakfast Club")
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"

the breakfast club by Nick D July 22, 2004

Cupcake Breakfast 

A traditional San Francisco meal served on early weekend mornings. It consists of shoving a cupcake into a sleeping (usually hungover) friend's mouth and yelling "CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!"

"Zzzzzzzz......."

*shove cupcake in mouth*

"mmmphhh" *spit* "what the fuck?!?"

"HAHAHA!!!! CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!"

Cupcake Breakfast by Ceee Beee February 25, 2009

Celtic Breakfast 

Placing both your penis and balls on a girls face.

"I totally slapped my bangers and mash on that chicks face" "Dude, you gave her the whole Celtic Breakfast?"

Celtic Breakfast by Tylank May 7, 2010

Bulimic's Breakfast

When an individual pukes up first thing in the morning usually due to the affects of alcohol.

mmm Bulimic's breakfast, yummy

Bulimic's Breakfast by John--Joe August 31, 2009

full english breakfast 

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.

She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.

full english breakfast by C February 24, 2004