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the armpit of america 

“What state are we driving through?”
“The armpit of america
ah Ohio”
the armpit of america by swag honey November 27, 2021

make america gay again 

make america gay again, cuz' im fabulous~~~

Captain America : Civil War 

The best Marvel movie ever created starring : Steve Rogers (Capt 'Merica), Tony Stank (Iron Man), Black Panther (Best Superhero besides Cap), and a bunch of other heroes no one remembers
That move, Captain America : Civil War, was the best movie of all time, I ate a whole bucket of popcorn.

The Dumbing Down Of America 

The undeniable truth that Americans are spending there energy disputing others opinions that differ from their own, instead of making a definable definition of themselves and their own actions in the real world. Hence making the culture that we live in now prone to mindless banter about subjects that are amazingly uninteresting. Also in leaving a gap between the intelligence that is tangible and widely understood and the intelligence that is in your own imagination, or a product of the misinformation that is so widely marketed to people.
By simply disputing my own definition and not posting your own newly original definition you are contributing to The Dumbing Down Of America.
I am aware as well that by writing this I am contributing too.

Bill: Hey, Jim I can't seem to understand why it's important to learn tolerance, understanding, and self control of my thoughts and actions?
Jim: Well that's why you are direct contributing factor to The Dumbing Down Of America.
Bill: HUH? Is that some sort of newfangled math?
Jim: No, you probably thought the Inquisition was a fun retreat for non believers.

The Dumbing Down Of America by AbHol December 16, 2008

Brexit Part 2: America Edition 

The results of this year's presidential election, or any similar events on that level of stupidity.
The results of this year's presidential election were a perfect example of Brexit Part 2: America Edition.

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just like it says. also a euphemism inferred to relate the concurrence of a person's actions in analogy to being homosexual
that was stoopid man.
YEah that was completely gay!
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