Alex 

Alex is an absolute asshole and needs to play cricket

Captain: Are you playing?
Alex: Oh nah my hammy is sore

Alex by Carrot10 October 9, 2017

alex 

Alex is a terribly basic dude on the outside. He seems sweet but when he doesn't get his way he will throw you under the bus as hard as his tiny scrawny arms can through you. He is also crusty.

Girl don't get with him that boy is such an alex. That boy will never get booty.

alex by Jenny betch November 8, 2017

Alex 

A stupid nigger

Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger

Alex by AlexHater699000 July 6, 2018

Alex 

A nigger that is especially filthy. Usually said in the following phrase: "Alex is a filthy fucking nigger!"

Alex is a really filthy nigger today for some reason.

Alex by DustyRB July 15, 2018

Alex 

A son of a pig. He's that mean popular kid that hates all the nerds. He's usually pretty athletic.

Popular Girl: Oh, I just love Alex.
Me: Go burn in a hole.

Alex by Nerdy Elf June 8, 2018

Alex 

Gay fag that suck his dads dick to get expensive things

Alex dou is hellla salty and hates on everyone and wears the same puma pants every day

Alex by Alex hater September 17, 2018

Alex 

The biggest dumbfuck ever to live on the face of the earth. The kind of dumbass to bite his own dick off hoping it grows back bigger.

Alex just inhaled an entire can of sunscreen to get tan.

Alex by mmm gay December 7, 2018