hair-illiterate

sammie is hair-illiterate everyday, and she's twig!!!
by amanda April 02, 2004
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Hair Helmet

A person's hair, usually male that is extremely big. That covers over the ears, forehead and most of the neck. The hair could essentially protect the head from injury.
Did you see Ryan on his dirtbike?

Yeah his hair helmet is flapping in the wind!
by Trigun10343 July 27, 2009
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hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.
Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.
by Big Tom August 10, 2006
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hair back

1.someone who has gross patches of hair on their back.
2.patches of hair on someones back that no wax job could get rid of.
3.not what you would want to feel on your lover's back.
Look at him, he thinks he looks good,too bad he has a rug on his back.
eewwww look at that, he has a serious case of hair back.
by hahahehehahaha July 22, 2005
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soap hair

soap hair is the pubic & ass hair that sticks to the provided soap in the cadet showers.
I always use my own shower gel when I take a shower because the provided bar soap is always has soap hair stuck to it!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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pubic hair

johnny has no pubic hair. hahahahaha
by dick June 26, 2003
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Nether Hair

The hair that grows on the grundel (the area between the balls and the ass) and on the asshole itself.
Some girls like to play with the Nether Hair while giving a rim job.
by Brian Schmidt February 09, 2009
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