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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale 

A ranking system, ranging from one to 10. One is "So ugly I'll go blind" and 10 is Greek goddess drop-dead gorgeous." It is mostly used by heterosexual boys/men to describe how beautiful, hideous or "in between" a girl/woman is.
Dude #1: Hey man, see that chick over there? She hella fine, ain't she?

Dude #2: Eh! Using the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale (FAS), I would give her a 7. *puts on glasses* Uh-uh, that is a 2!

Dude #1: Gimme those. *snatches glasses and puts them on his face* Ahhh! You are too generous. That frog vomit is worse than my vision after being assaulted by her image.

Dude #3: Guys, you really need to stop using FAS. It objectifies women by giving their worth
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1, 2 Punch 

The act of repeatingly punching a woman's vagina until she orgasms.
Elias gave Hollie the old "1, 2 punch!"
1, 2 Punch by Us People April 22, 2006

1 nn dog 

You just got 1ed you no name dog water
*you get 1ed* Person who killed you: "1 nn dog, you are so dog water, skeetless in 2021, who are you nn"
1 nn dog by I hit p April 6, 2021

1/8th Jewish 

When one of your friends needs an excuse to be a jew, hes probably 8th jewish. Chances are they are actually just jewish, And want to be able to pretend to like bacon and show generosity when its convenient for them. These types are never wrong, in any discussion, concerning anything, Often discovering entirely new revelations such as: "I'm totally sure 5-meo-DMT is the extracted pure form of DMT" or

"I'm not being a dick, I just found a chick to go to the concert instead.
You: Hey bro, want me to bring some chronic over for you to match?
Him: Nah man, I don't like smoking my weed with people, it makes me uneasy.
Him: But by all means come over and bring yours.
You: Your nose is a little big to be only an 1/8th jewish , Are you sure you don't want to loan me money with ridiculous interest too?
1/8th Jewish by Wevi November 19, 2007

1 2 creeper sneak 

Having to sneak out of someone's house before they wake up to realize that you spent the night after a long night of drinking, only to return home in the clothes you wore the night before.
I was going to 1 2 creeper sneak at 8 am but he already left!
1 2 creeper sneak by tabtab January 4, 2008

1-10 female attractiveness scale 

1) a donkey with a human face
2) god I get herpes just looking at her
3) ew
4) you can look at her without your eyes bleeding
5) not hot but not ugly
6) slightly above average
7) nice ass maybe but bad face
8) damn she turns me on

9) oh god she's hot as fuck
10) WARNING ANY MAN WHO SEES THIS WOMAN WILL BE OVERCOME WITH HOROMONES AND RAPE HER IN A PRIMAL FRENZY OF HOT NASTY SEX
"Yo see that hoe over there? "
"Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale."

1 girl 2 dogs 

Is the sex act between a ratchet hoe and two dirty dogs. The smell hoe makes the two nasty ass dogs insert there snout in her vaginal cavity and her anus. However the girl attracts them but placing peanut butter inside each hole so that the licking becomes so intense the have no choice but to fuck her and have a humanog
Have u seen 1 girl 2 dogs? It’s so nastyyyy
1 girl 2 dogs by Pizzaeater69 December 6, 2019