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Chronic Myspace User

Somebody who goes on their computer and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if anything is new

They do this about oh I don't know maybe 30 times a day
This is also known as CMU. A chronic Myspace User when first tries myspace feels great but now A chronic just sits all day waiting for a reply on Myspace.
Don't get me wrong Myspace.com is a great website it's just I don't want to become a Chronic Myspace User
by Charlie Chaplin November 2, 2005
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Chris Davies

a person with a psychopathic personality whose behavior is antisocial, often criminal, and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility or social conscience.
by shehazes420 October 12, 2014
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Chris Meloni

A really sexy guy with blue eyes that plays Elliot Stabler on Law and Order SVU...
Me: Holly fuck Chris Meloni is sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random person: I KNOW RIGHT?
by IhateMYboyfriend July 15, 2010
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chronic masturbator

Someone wh masturbates all the time. they're probably addicted to it. doesn't necessarily have to

be a male, despite popular belief
"dylan what the fuck you doing in there"
"nothin..*thinks they're gone, violently faps*"
"dylan youre a fuckin chronic masturbator"
by long bong silvers October 29, 2018
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Christian =)

Christian is an amazing person. He is a super charismatic, intelligent, kind, witty, and rad guy. If you’re having a shitty day, he will be the one to make you laugh and smile. He really cares about you, and makes sure you’re doing okay, despite the things he goes through. He’s a one of a kind person, and anyone should be so lucky to have a Christian in their life. If you have a Christian in your life, don’t let him go.
Person: hey do you know Christian =) ?
Person 2: yea, he’s awesome!
Person: I know right?!
by AmandaNoel;) October 20, 2019
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Christopher Nolan

Christopher Nolan actually puts effort into making his movies, unlike Disney
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 8, 2020
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Christmas buzz

A feeling common during the month of December. It is the need to buy many overpriced gifts for your family, normally on a credit card. The buyer feels no feelings of regret for the rest of the month, as he/she feels they are being a good person. The Christmas buzz is always followed by the New Year's hangover, when the credit card bill comes in and the buyer goes on a rant about how much money they have spent.
You're buying a nintendo wii off ebay for 500 dollars for your kid? Must be the Christmas buzz.
by Quizzical December 11, 2006
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