zippertard

A dufus, often due to being shitfaced or hungover, who cannot remember to zip up his or her pants.

You’re such a zippertard, honey, you might as well just leave it down permanently!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Unzipping the Zipper

A term used to describe any sort of irresponsible action, not just an irresponsible sexual encounter.

Ignoring the $6.79 in his account, Jeremy told me he was "unzipping the zipper" by buying a $400 flat-screen television for his new apartment.

by Keeping the Zipper Zipped July 25, 2009

zippertits

The scars of trans men who got their breasts removed surgically.

Oh! I see the zippertits are at it again. Wonderful.

by tinyleed August 18, 2022

zipperection

The bulge formed in a man's genital area, caused by sitting down with jeans. The zipper bunches up, forming an erection like bulge, which can scare and excite all who are there to witness it.

"FUCK, IT'S JUST CAREERS CLASS DON'T GET ALL EXCITED ON ME"
"Calm down man, it's just a zipperection."
"Oh. Haha, it's pretty funny."

by Please listen to black metal April 5, 2006

zipperback

A type of hat that gives the rear of the hat a much cleaner look. Instead of being adjusted by a strap or snap, it is adjusted with a zipper. The zipper may very well be one of man-kinds greatest inventions next to duct tape. The zipper may be easily adjusted for personal comfort. Overall, better than strap and snap backs.

Mike - "Did you buy another snapback?"
Steve - "Calm down, this is a zipperback"

by Steeve909 July 12, 2014

jesus zipper

Jesus Zipper, the line of skin that goes from the base of your man stick (penis) straight down and around your pill pouch (scrotum) all the way to your brown star (anus).

The term Jesus Zipper was coined by AJ Styles after a mishap in the ring that left him straddling the ropes in an unceremonious fashion. During an interview he said "I landed right on my Jesus Zipper."

by Rattleshark December 7, 2016

zippo

n. An expensive, refillable lighter. Usually decorated with designs. They last for a long time, and can be left flaming without holding it like a Bic.

I found my old Jack Daniel's Zippo in my room this weekend; I'm so excited!

by Holly_Day February 2, 2004