new zealand canteen

Having anal sex in geographical regions that partain to both hot and snowy weather in the same season.

Geography teacher:"Stacy got a New Zealand Canteen on vacation in Europe, now tell me class what places could she have been to?"

by cokenbollz October 18, 2008

Zealand

The coolest dude you'll ever know! Smart, funny, compassionate. A bit reserved around new people but a total riot once he's know you.

Wow he's awesome, he must be a Zealand.

by Izja March 6, 2021

zealots

One who is religiously devoted to an ideal, cause, object, person, or culture. Typically to an extreme.

see zealot

Zealots are also found in the modern day world. For instance, there are nerds, Linux users, anime fanatics, Vegetarians, teenyboppers, Republicans, Democrats, and Amway salesmen.

by JonJonB, doooood! October 21, 2005

Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament

A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.

"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"

by TigerToe August 17, 2015

Zealous Enchilita

An overachieving latina that commonly uses phrases incorrectly, but is undeniably awesome 60% of the time, 100% of the time.

Leslie Gutierrez is, without a doubt, an zealous enchilita

by bobbylikescowboys February 1, 2018

New Zealand Nuke

Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand

Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

New Zealand Birthday Party

An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.

Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!

by Rionox March 1, 2023