Frosting your turd

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.

Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.

by Gavroy January 10, 2016

your yellow

Your yellow isn’t just any regular person, your yellow is a certain person you hold so close to you. They’ve kept you going at times where you’ve felt like giving up, they’ve seen you at your worst, and they may/may not even know it; but they’re the reason you’re still alive and going to this day. This could be your bestfriend, significant other, parent, etc. You can only have one yellow, and if you ever have found, or do have a yellow currently; Congratulations! They’re YOUR yellow. Your yellow isn’t replaceable, they’re here for life. You would do anything for them in a heartbeat. Your yellow is the type of person that can light up an entire room just with a smile. If someone calls you their Yellow, keep them close to you. They would do anything and everything for you. Not to mention they love you beyond means.

You: You’re my yellow.
Them: Your yellow? What’s that?

You: Look it up, and listen to Yellow my Coldplay and PAY attention to the lyrics. Read the definition on Urban Dictionary.

by HappyBaby1643 October 24, 2020

close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

All the Cowgirls sing your song

An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.

Person 1: "Hey I completed my SAT's!"
Person 2: "Congratulations! All the Cowgirls sing your song!"

by CaptainFlapjacks December 29, 2022

Your definition will be reviewed soon.

when you submit a definition , a message will show saying "Your definition will be reviewed soon." - and by soon they mean about at least 2 weeks

Your definition will be reviewed soon. -"this definition was probably created 3 weeks before it was posted and reviewed here "

by NotaFortniteSpedkid February 17, 2021

L Your Hardware Vendor

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

National give your kid whatever day

You HAVE to give ya kid WHATEVER they want and there’s no budget.

“Mother may I get a puppy and a iPad please? Because it’s national give your kid whatever day?”

by CupidXOXOXOXO August 19, 2021