Windows

used in awkward silences to try and stimulate conversation
John and Tim were sitting in a room. The conversation was minimal until John said "Windows".
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A highly effective virus that spread itself by the using of instalations, saved in licensed Compact Discs, mostly instaled in the drive C:, no antivirus is available at the moment, but the method of formatting works very well.

approximately 70% of the population have infected computers with this virus... and counting...
fook !! my pc has windows xp !!!!!!!!
by zxkry December 07, 2003
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Windows

1. Holes in a automobile or house that are covered with glass so one can see through withought the elements entering.
2. An OS made by Microsoft, quite likely the most annoying program ever, with all of the errors that it cant fix and anoying tech support people in India.
Windows 98 bootup disk... bootup fail...error...ATAPI drive 1 drivers not found...

Wow and I need an OS to install linux.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 20, 2006
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window it

when something is casually thrown out of a window, usually an item of value such as a rolex, or blackberry. Or maybe even a container full of bouncy balls. Pretty much anything you can find, shoes, maps, even plastic dolls. It doesn't matter, everything's better once you fucking window it.
Often used when describing a mental out of control party thrown by an amazing girl.
"Just fucking window it mate!"

"DID YOU JUST WINDOW MY BROTHERS ROLEX?!?!"

Person 1: "Anyone seen my shoe?"
Person 2: "I think someone windowed it"
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Windows

Windows is an common, popular operating system developed by Microsoft. It comes in many improving versions which are released every 1-4 years. It uses a simple point-and-click graphical interface for easy navigation. Windows can be used both for simple tasks that any newbie could carry out, complex operations involving months of coding and studying, and everything in between. Windows used to be highly unstable and prone to crashes, but they fixed that when they made Windows XP. They also got rid of DOS when they made the XP. Some versions are: Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Millenium, and Windows XP.
I used to use Windows 98. It could play my old favorites like DooM, but had a lot of problems and frequent, unexplained errors. I have Windows XP now. I mis DooM but not the errors.
by Party Pooper September 12, 2004
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An operating system that is quite easy to install and use. Crashes more often than not ('98 does anyway), but is generally a nice OS for people who want to use a computer AND have a life outside of the house at the same time.
Windows just crashed so I threw my PC out of the window.
by Kris November 04, 2003
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A shitty operating system modeled after a good operating system that did the same things 10 years earlier.
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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