warped tour

Tour started in 1995 as an answer to the commercialization of Lollapalooza. Now, just an excuse to mass market punk rock as a fashion trend to adolescents.

The warped toour lineup has gotten progressively worse each summer.

by sean April 22, 2005

warped tour

Started as a huge punk festival and as a fuck-you to Lollapalooza and Woodstock, but over the years it has devolved further and further into one colossal shit-fest, with Bad Religion and a couple other bands here and there as the sole redeeming value. Sure, the place is practically swimming with hot chicks, but are a couple random scene chicks worth blowing a bunch of money on something this bad? Think about it.

It's kind of sad to see a band as legendary as Bad Religion surrounded by such vast amounts of pure fail, especially when you consider what the Warped Tour once was.

by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA August 28, 2009

Warped Tour

A day where you see a lot of bands you have never heard of, buy stickers and shirts of bands you have never heard of, and you get kicked in the face from moshing to bands you have never heard of. And you do this so you can sound and look "cool".

1: "Did you go to Warped Tour?"

2: "Yeah! I saw a thousand and 24 bands there, and bought all their shirts! And I got kicked in the face!"

1: "Wow, you are way awesome, aren't you?"

2: "Yeah, I am, don't be jealous, but I'll be talking about Warped Tour all the time."

by loves popcorn August 16, 2009

wamplerosis

The feeling of extreme persecution that results from the knowledge that somewhere, someone disagrees with you.

Gah! People in Europe have slightly different priorities from me! Danger! Danger!

by Sara April 3, 2005

wample

wample, verb: to pass noxious gas in a crowd and then cause others to be blamed, all while escaping detection by the most sensitive noses.

wample, noun: the name for the act of wampling

Wampled: past tense of wample

alt. a weasel

Wampled: I was in line to get popcorn and somebody wampled the whole group.

I hate these guys behind us. I’m going to wample them.

I feel a wample coming on.

by Berlindaslemp November 18, 2018

Sapple wapple

A man that prides himself on looking like different characters but is the biggest of cucks, He is well known through many places but most common on discord. He thinks he has ultimate power

I went down the street the other day and I encountered a sapple wapple it was horrible. I came home and turned my computer on and was confronted by another sapple wapple

by Soviet Bobbo August 16, 2020

wapple

A common nickname for Apple computers used by whiny, spoonfed Mac fascists.

Shut up and get back to your wapple.

My PC just crashed, but I'll take my crashing PC over your POS wapple any day.

by bob mcbobberino March 4, 2008