2 minute warning

The feeling or sound that your gastrointestinal tract makes just prior to having a urgent bowl movement.

Oh Crap! I'm 5 minutes from work and I just got the 2 minute warning. I don't want to drop deuce on the roadside.

by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010

A Warney

A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.

*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!

John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

warnecke

When a person attempts to pass gass, but instead mistakenly squirts liquid feeces into their underwear.

See also reverse warnecke.

Damn, this home brew really gets to me. That's the third time this week I've warnecked!

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

reverse warnecke

When a person runs to the bathroom, pinching back powerful and urgent forces, only to find upon reaching the toilet a large and dry expulsion of gas.

See also warnecke.

Man, I feel much better. I thought that shrimp had turned but it was just a reverse warnecke.

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

Warneur

Someone who warns others about the invasion of Spanish alpaca cottons.

Look, the warneur is coming! Beware the alpaca cottons!

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

Warner

The name in Germany originates from war without warning. Warner is one of the biggest toughest families in Germany of all times. Some say Hitler was the actual sperm doner to this family of 9 boys and we dare not mention the one girl it would be deadly! It's the the name you would use just to save your mother fucking ass.

Hitler- Did you try do save that baby girl from death?
Warner- ya, got a problem with that?
Hitler- Men kill the bastard!!!!!!
Warner- Fuck you Hitler do you know my last name you dumb fuck?
Hitler- Not Warner is it?
Warner yup...
Hitler- Hold up men! Do not touch this one let him go.
Men- Must be a mother fucken Warner...grrr

by Baby Dawn April 18, 2009