lacrosse vs. baseball

the biggest argument since Brown vs. The Board of Education

lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY

(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)

by laxsauce January 13, 2008

Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC

Two completely opposite phases for a middle-aged person (40-50), usually a divorced man. Opposite phases can appear identical to those who do not know the man in question.

Mid-Life Crisis vs. Mid-Life XTC (ecstasy)

Mid-Life Crisis: Divorced Middle-Aged man buys a Corvette Convertible to attract foxy young Gold-Diggers.

Mid-Life XTC: Poor divorced middle-aged man ends up with a hot young sweetheart who later buys him a Corvette Convertible.

by Carman Guya October 7, 2006

Ps3 vs. Xbox 360

The Crips vs. the Bloods of gamers. While we're fighting a war over in Iraq and Afghanistan at home we are screaming and yelling at each other because 360 has more games but Ps3 has Blue-ray.

Ps3 fanboy1: That fuck over there thinks 360 is da bomb, we should go whup his ass.
Ps3 fanboy2: Shh I'm busy watching transformers on Blue-ray!
.meanwhile.
360 fanboy1: Stupid fucking ps3 fagboys think that Halo sucks the sack, wanna go take a bat to their skulls?
360 fanboy2: Dude shut your trap, I'm about to beat N00bZbOi11234666 on Team Snipers and level up!
. . .
This is the Ps3 vs. Xbox 360 war on a daily basis

by Whiteboy with Flavour July 9, 2009

Gundam VS Gundam

A popular japenese arcade game based on every single mobile suit or mobile armour from the series gundam duking it out and beating the shit out of one another. On November 20th 2008 an PlayStation Portable version was also released including Destiny Gundam.

Note: ( Gundams are giant japenese robots piloted by humans in most cases)

Later on Gundam VS Gundam NEXT (arcade) was released as an sequel to the series with more gundams and more maps.

Guy1: Wouldn't it be awesome if Wing Zero fought Freedom, Nu Gundam, and God gundam?
Guy2: You haven't played Gundam VS Gundam?
Guy1: Naw, I was ejaculating to gundam porn again.

by Saikisen May 1, 2009

Alien Vs. Predator

The movie that all but destroyed the Alien and Predator movie franchises. Released in 2004 by 20th Century Fox and was directed by Paul W.S. Anderson, resident video-game adaptation hack. Follows a group of humans as they run around a pyramid for an hour, getting killed off one by one, until the only woman left alive, Alexa Woods, teams up with the Predator, and the movie suddenly changes from a sci-fi movie to a buddy flick.

Alexa 'Lex' Woods: "They're not hunting us. We're in the middle of a war."

by crazyrabbits May 9, 2005

Rye VS Harrison

Easily the biggest Rivalry in NY State and the possibly the Country. Even though football are both schools top sport and thats where the Rivalry is huge it is huge in every sport even Golf. 15,000- 20,000 fans show up to what they call "The Game" they have played the game 77 times and Harrison leads the Series 41-33-3. They bet on this game in Vegas it's that huge. Mike and the Mad Dog, WFAN, PLG, and ESPN radio always give the Rye Garnets luck who have won the past five times. Kids who plays D1 football come back and say this is and always will be the biggest most intense game they ever play. It is just Crazy, so crazy that after a team wins they get to jump in the Brook located on campus. I can't describe it anymore. Tailgaits everywhere, Fans going back and forth supporting their team.

Rye VS Harrison is like Ohio State VS Michigan, Bosco VS Bergan, Yankees VS Red Sox, Duke VS UNC

by Crunk in da hood January 3, 2008

Google Vs. Yahoo

The war between the search engines Google and Yahoo. Of Course, Google wins each and every battle.

I was online last night, and i put my milkshakes into google and Yahoo. Yahoo gave me my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Google said my milkshakes bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard. I think we know who won the Google vs. Yahoo war.

by oneloveforever February 7, 2010