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vomit shirt 

This item of clothing maybe gifted, purchased new or acquired used at a thrift store. At first it may look like a Jackson Pollock painting gone wrong and the atrocious nature of its appearance draws you to it like moths to a flame. Looking at it on a hanger generally causes feelings of nausea and disbelief. It’s like watching a train wreck… You can’t look away. The magic happens when you try the shirt on. Through some sorcery unknown to The general population the appearance of the shirt changes once on the body and becomes strangely appealing and attractive. Even the most strong-willed people will not be able to resist the urge to purchase it and add it to their wardrobe. Quickly it will become the favorite shirt of the person who owns it and many tears will be shed when it reaches the eventual state of disrepair that where it can no longer be worn in polite society and must be relegated to use as a part of a zombie costume or turned into dust/shop rags.
Hey, Dave; nice vomit shirt! Did you get it at Macy’s or Goodwill?
vomit shirt by Kavanor June 9, 2021

Vomit Comet 

A person who vomits and flees the area
After finding several gallons of throw-up in the gym, an investigation was launched deeming Janet as the vomit comet.
Vomit Comet by JohnnyHally321 February 6, 2023

Vomit-ass 

Terrible, wretched, nasty and disgusting.
Marty: There comes Lucy with her vomit-ass shoes.
Thomas: Yea, those ass-made slippers look crappy af
Vomit-ass by Maxicat0 March 1, 2023

vomit strainer 

I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his head.
vomit strainer by glass March 6, 2005

vomit dish 

The most revolting and uncomfortable bus ever made - the Leyland National.
A vile Stalinist monstrosity of a vehicle. A monument to the perils of nationalisation and state interference. It brought down and ultimately killed Leyland Motors, the largest British bus builder. The vomit part came from what you felt like doing after a ride.
With horror he contemplated an hour long ride on a vomit dish.
I really must learn how to drive he thought!
vomit dish by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007

Vomit Comet 

When a female tickle her throat with you penis during a BJ and she vomits. Ugh.
Her BJ was fire. Until the bitch gave me the vomit comet.
Vomit Comet by Soupy Sinatra May 13, 2015