A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.
Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!
Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.
Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.
by sunsetfunset October 29, 2008
Get the Guy Visionmug. Beyoncé, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift, Kesha, and more major female artists were all inspired from Vision of Love by Mariah Carey.
- @mariiahstruely (twitter)
- @mariiahstruely (twitter)
by mariiahstruely September 29, 2020
Get the vision of lovemug. "Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."
by Miss Marie April 24, 2006
Get the crotch-visionmug. A medical condition characterized by crossed eyes, nausea, uncontrollable growth of ass-hair, and in severe cases, projectile vomiting, uncontrolled diarrhea and a persistent vegetative state. It is caused by overexposure to the Blue Funnel video.
It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.
The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
It's rapid, virus-like spread through the Iraq Theater of Operations is causing entire units to be Combat Ineffective. These crippled units are being re-deployed from Iraq under the guise of the drawdown of US "Surge" forces.
The condition is preventable and can be cured with massive doses of good porn with actual hot chicks who know how to give a blowjob.
Private: "Sarge! Jones is shitting and puking all over himself in his bunk!!!!"
Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"
Private: "Should I call the medics?"
Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
Sarge: "Shit!! Get me a DVD over here starring Tera Patrick and Sky Lopez NOW!"
Private: "Should I call the medics?"
Sarge: "No time. Jones' case of Funnel Vision is one of the worst I've seen. He was a damn good man. You and me are the only ones left, Private. We need to stop the spread of that video; The Worst Porno of All Time."
by TehMaestro February 9, 2008
Get the Funnel Visionmug. A song by famous rock band Queen. As they say, they were inspired to write and record this song because of the euphoric feeling that came from their performance at Live Aid.
But if you go deeper in the lyrics, you face some parallels with politics and New World Order theory.
But if you go deeper in the lyrics, you face some parallels with politics and New World Order theory.
I had a dream, when I was young, a dream of sweet illusion, a glimpse of hope and unity, and visions of one sweet union
One world, one vision!
One world, one vision!
by devinelaw August 3, 2008
Get the one visionmug. Because of the moving conveyor belt graphic display in the video game Guitar Hero, playing it for any real length of time will result of a vision distortion known as "Hero Vision."
You really have to experience it to understand it, but basically it makes things stretch out.
Hero Vision is not exclusive to the Guitar Hero series, and can be induced by any game like it, such as the Rockband series.
You really have to experience it to understand it, but basically it makes things stretch out.
Hero Vision is not exclusive to the Guitar Hero series, and can be induced by any game like it, such as the Rockband series.
by Trevor Belmont December 28, 2008
Get the Hero Visionmug. Seeing everyone as more beautiful because you spend all your time at Valparaiso University with all the ugly people.
by Sam & ASH November 10, 2007
Get the valpo visionmug.