A fucking shithole of drug-addicts and morons. Let's live in a frozen tundra of retards who's main industry is maple syrup trees and re-selling pot from Canada. Ever meet a fuckin hot girl in Vermont? Good luck finding pussy up there, it's probably tainted with pale, hairy cunts and the semi-decent chicks are complete wastes and bitches from being hit on by every stoner loser. Gotta love high taxes, nothing to do, freezing your ass off, no employment opportunities and a socialism of fake niceness. FUCK VERMONT
by Retarded Vermonters January 17, 2007
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Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.
by wakarimasu October 4, 2008
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A you tuber named Jason that is popular for his humor, carefree life style and cotton candy like hair. He has two you tube channels (veeoneeye and veetwoeye) where he frequently uploads videos either of his life or for entertainment purposes.
"Whats that Jason (veeoneeye) guy's last name?"
"I have no clue but do you think his hair is fake?"
"No its totally real."
"I have no clue but do you think his hair is fake?"
"No its totally real."
by sassfastpass August 27, 2014
Get the Veeoneeye mug.A state that can be good for some people and bad for others. For me it sucks, i hav lived here pretty much my whole childhood and it seems incomplete i think hunting, fishing, and skiing are boring as shit, maple syrup sucks, the only thing it got goin is cabot cheese and ben and jerrys (even tho its not locally owned anymore and was bought out by some bigass company) o ya and i like snomobiling, but other than that vt is filled with rednecks, hippies, wannabe gangstas and barely any hot chicks, i live out in the fucking woods in the middle of nowhere and if, tomoro, my parents said we were moving to an urban area, i would go berserk for the thought of having a night life...
by Footballkid002 June 29, 2009
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Cell phone service is very hit or miss.
Hunting is a way of life for most.
Cannabis is very prevalent, why not I say.
Home to one of the finest micro-breweries, Long Trail.
Many Vermonters are rabid alcoholics, guzzling BudLight, PBR, and micro-brews by the barrel... and hard liquor, lots and lots of hard liquor.
Home to the finest american cheese factory, Cabot.
The people that say there is nothing to do obviously hate the outdoors and can't stand the thought of there not being a club or mall.
Vermont, to me, is a misunderstood State.
Cell phone service is very hit or miss.
Hunting is a way of life for most.
Cannabis is very prevalent, why not I say.
Home to one of the finest micro-breweries, Long Trail.
Many Vermonters are rabid alcoholics, guzzling BudLight, PBR, and micro-brews by the barrel... and hard liquor, lots and lots of hard liquor.
Home to the finest american cheese factory, Cabot.
The people that say there is nothing to do obviously hate the outdoors and can't stand the thought of there not being a club or mall.
Vermont, to me, is a misunderstood State.
Flatlander from NJ: The leaves are so pretty up here.
Vermonter: don't you guys have trees in The Garbage State?
Flatlander from NJ: Not sure. How does my tan look with the leaves in the background?
Vermonter: Somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and a carrot.
Saying: Im a Vermonta and I do what I wanta!
Optimist saying: If you stand on that stump over there you can get 2-bars of cell signal.
Wife: hey look, another car off the road, weather is bad today.
Husband: if the fucking flatlanders could learn to fucking drive they wouldn't be in the ditch
Wife: agreed
Vermonter: don't you guys have trees in The Garbage State?
Flatlander from NJ: Not sure. How does my tan look with the leaves in the background?
Vermonter: Somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and a carrot.
Saying: Im a Vermonta and I do what I wanta!
Optimist saying: If you stand on that stump over there you can get 2-bars of cell signal.
Wife: hey look, another car off the road, weather is bad today.
Husband: if the fucking flatlanders could learn to fucking drive they wouldn't be in the ditch
Wife: agreed
by drow_in_wasteland September 10, 2014
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