Uteries 

A term to describe a whole group of females, or
a female's 'girly' organs as a whole,

Look at that crowd of Uteri!
All girls have Uteries.

Uteries by Maddy K May 17, 2008

Uteronomy 

Uteronomy - the alleged autonomy (independence and the capacity to make moral decisions) a woman has over her uterus (produced by the elision of 'uterus' and 'autonomy')

The woman argued that she should have an arbortion due to her uteronomy.

"I have my own uteronomy John!" shouted Olivia.

She beleived that she should have uteronmy.

Uteronomy by arcticpumpkin123 March 8, 2009

Uterize 

To gently stow an object or possession in ones uterus.

My buddy got away with that DUI scot free. He must have uterized an angel.

Uterize by Jage Worthinator January 9, 2011

Uterverse 

The place where pregnant women spend most of their mental time.

"Hey, what's up with your wife? She seems distracted."

Don't mind her, ever since we got pregnant she is in her own Uterverse planning the baby's room and all that stuff.

Uterverse by D-monay February 24, 2013

Uterine Logic 

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

Uterine Logic by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020

Uternaut 

The little explorer inside a pregnant person.

Sheila is only fifteen but she's already carrying Joel's uternaut.

Uternaut by nohit November 4, 2009

Uterus Powers 

The ability all women have to force their will upon men. With these powers, women are able to get free drinks, convince men to watch "The Notebook", and other various nefarious things. It is believed that this power stems from the uterus.

Man 1: "Sorry, dude, can't go out tonight. The girlfriend and I are staying in to watch Dancing with the Stars"
Man 2: "She used her uterus powers on you, huh?"
Man 1: "... yeah"

Uterus Powers by kelweaver September 13, 2007