Uteronomy 

Uteronomy - the alleged autonomy (independence and the capacity to make moral decisions) a woman has over her uterus (produced by the elision of 'uterus' and 'autonomy')

The woman argued that she should have an arbortion due to her uteronomy.

"I have my own uteronomy John!" shouted Olivia.

She beleived that she should have uteronmy.

Uteronomy by arcticpumpkin123 March 8, 2009

uterology 

The practice of determining the personality features of unborn fetuses by their position in the womb. Akin to phrenology.

My uterology reading says little Ruteger is going to be a real go-getter he head-butts my bladder all night long and kicks me in the ribcage.

uterology by MikeandMichelle:unhappycouple April 14, 2010