Dick Typing 

A style of dynamic typing of object-oriented programming languages, basically structural typing at runtime.
Although it had been suggested by E. Dijkstra in a paper already decades ago, it remained unnoticed for a long time. Only recently it has been rediscovered and hyped to death with programming languages such as Ruby and Python. (Sometimes falsely referred to as 'duck typing').
Definition: "If it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it must be a dick".

Joe: What's that new hype in object-oriented programming, 'Dick Typing'. Is it worth contemplating?

Bob: Nah, the problem is, if it smells like a dick and tastes like a dick, it could be a dragon doing a dick impersonation. You may not always want to let dragons into your ass, even if they can impersonate a dick.

Dick Typing by p1st0r August 10, 2010

gusset typing 

female masturbation

"when you're alone in bed thinking of me do you do a bit of gusset typing baby?"

gusset typing by andy August 31, 2003

Ghetto Typing 

When people on websites decide it's cool to type in sporadic uppercase, in such a way that it looks like their Caps Lock is broken.

"I aM So HeLlA GhEtTo... mII boii Iz sO GaNgStA. -Ghetto Typing

Ghetto Typing by nDante January 22, 2009

drunk typing 

When you're drunk and trying to type on your computer.

I was drunk typing to my boyfriend last night.

drunk typing by llitfin October 11, 2007

not typing that into google 

Like TWSS, is used to make innuendo out of someone's comment. Can be used more broadly than TWSS, since it doesn't have to apply to the bedroom. Can also be said as, "don't type that into google".

You: Hand me that three-way light bulb.
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Laughter ensues)

You: That was a real shocker you gave me!
Me: Not typing that into google.
(Confused look by You)

You: Can you two pour the girls a cup?
Me: Don't type that into google.
(Disgusted look by You)

not typing that into google by Roll Here Eggo May 26, 2009

Frantic-Gangsta-Typing-Syndrome 

A very serious, irritating, mental disorder in which a person not only speaks impaired english, but types and writes it as well.

Occurs most commonly in 14-19 year old African American males commenting on "Fat Joe" videos on Youtube.

("Fat Joe-What's Love" Youtube comments)

zac4lyfxx: i luv diz song
but do u relli no wat love iz
cuz der iz ppl i luv and dey dnt no
or do dey?
xxzac4lyfxx

deedeeXD34: Huh?

MartinVice08: Just ignore him, he's got Frantic-gangsta-typing-syndrome.

deedeeXD34: omfg...im sooooo sry...

Frantic-Gangsta-Typing-Syndrome by What else is on? October 22, 2008

Emphatic Typing 

A way to help others "hear" your tone while typing or reading. Capitalizations used to help animate your typing and dissuade misunderstandings in text.

TOtally missed your pillow idea. LOVE IT. ;-)

I have new apps on my phone & ALL my contacts to re-add

"TOtally" "LOVE IT" "ALL" = Emphatic Typing

Emphatic Typing by smashleeca November 11, 2009