Twotting

The act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the vagina or rectum in order to cause sexual gratification.

Marjorie to Bernice "Phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! I ended up squinking all over him'

Emily loves twotting herself silly

by Squirrel Lord 83 August 28, 2013

twotimes

when you dink a chick two times in a row. Splouge on her stomach and then throw it back inside.

"I'd hit that...... two times"

by dirtysanchez July 25, 2003

twotext

Having two conversation topics over text messaging.

Person 1: Hey! Do you want to get a drink later? Do you still want to go grocery shopping this week?

Person 2: You always twotext me!

by Icarus91 June 28, 2010

twotas

boobs, usually really good ones

show me your twotas!

by grapefruits August 11, 2011

these twotoo

Particular repetitive reference

Going be these twotoo a precedent has been set for all to be oh so hunky dory.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

Two T's

a female who has tattoos and also have a nice pair of titties

Me and a friend was at a bar drinking our beer when this fine looking Two T's came in. She was a brunette who had tattoos on her upper arms and her breasts was popping out of her tank-top.

by Thieng May 22, 2011

Twotenny

Metra #210, a pretty average commuter locomotive except for the fact that it is stalked by a deranged woman. This woman, a Chicago resident claims that she is married to 210 and regularly posts her bizarre rape fantasies involving the poor defenseless locomotive. I must denote for the curious, the woman closely resembles Grimace with a wig on, so you can only imagine how terrified 210 is of it's sexual advances.

"No locomotive at 14th street yard has been running around with it's air hose extended as much as METX 210 has over the last two months, this has resulted in some pretty awkward moments like that selfie I took with Twotenny on June 22nd lmao".

by Keoni-san August 26, 2021