two bagger

when you are having sex with a real ugly person and you need two bags, one for there head and one for yours incase there bag falls off

whow she's a two bagger

by hilly February 4, 2007

teabagger

Left wingers who want to suck off Barack Obama. Want to do it badly and get a thrill up their leg thinking about it.

Chris Matthews, Dem teabagger who gets a thrill up his leg seeing The One speak.

by Chudney Chives September 15, 2009

two-bagger

A very repulsive woman. An ugly ho. A girl you need 2 paper bags on her head, in case the first one falls off.

My God, man! The Troylet you were talking to is a real two-bagger!

by irekev September 21, 2005

teabagger

I was watching Chris Mathews on No Balls tonight and found out that I hate to be called a teabagger. Being that I'm just your run of the mill Conservative Republican who works for a living so I can pay my taxes so that you fags can get your sex change operations and such, I had to look the meaning up. Oh... No wonder Bill Clinton uses the term.

Chris Mathews is a teabagger. The only problem is, he tried to teabag Cinthia Tucker and his nutsack didn't reach past her lips. Lips to big or nut to small?

by Mullet Head 58 November 10, 2009

teabagger

Any guy who drives a Ford Explorer "Sport" (the two door model).

This espescially applies to Explorer Sport drivers with bicycle racks mounted on top of their vehichles.

by Joe December 1, 2003

teabagger

I. Dropping your balls on a face.

II. A patriot who defends the United States Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic, peaceably with non partisan tax increase protests. FOX News has been partially successful at hijacking this movement which was started by members of 9/11 Truth and grew with END the FED and infowars. Massive town hall outrage over Obama health care from the elderly, a large democratic voting block, fueled these people. The movement peaked recently on Saturday September 12th, 2009 with over two million people marching on Washington DC in protest. U.S. media reported only thousands attending. U.K., German, French media reported the truth of millions.

I. This girl kept asking me if I could be her teabagger. So I laid em on her chin

II. The Four Fathers of this great Republic we call the United States of America.

by rillaguerilla September 14, 2009

teabagger

(1) A useless, washed out, good-for-nothing politican, generally incompetent; (2) a White House denizen who worships a nacissistic, ego-inflated president without questioning.

Barack Obama-teabagger, Nancy Pelosi-teabagger, Harry Reid-teabagger, Rahm Emanuel-teabagger, mindless liberal teabagger (with apologies for the redundancy).

by Sylvanus Thayer November 21, 2009