twater

A pervert who likes to stick his/her nose into one's genitals. Just like you, reading this definition.

Pinnochio was a twater celebrated by females; he manages to provide woman orgasms whilst giving man-whores a hell of a time.

by JNinja January 10, 2012

twaker

a word to define a tweeker but its more fun to call people twakers.

man, that dude is a mo'fucken TWAKER!!

by baby tweek November 28, 2005

Bridge House Tavern

A pub in penge which should be called the Shite House Tavern Play Centre, coz the beer tastes funny, the pubs never clean or open on time and you get an army of out of control children running around the pub coz their parents are too pissed to notice.

Barman? this beer tastes funny!

by anonymous March 8, 2005

tavern dump

The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.

Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.

by OctobersFate August 22, 2011

twaterslide

A woman who has birthed many a child, making the proceeding births much easier.

A female who is so loose that her equipment could be a water park attraction.

There out to be a child limit on her twaterslide, the children will run into each other at this rate.

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

twater-surfing

The act of a female riding a male to the point the juices come in waves

I waves were so rough I was covered head to foot while she enjoyed her twater-surfing

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

traversing pussy

Someone who disgraces themselves by travelling across an easier part of a trail making them less tough in the eyes of someone else.

That person is such traversing pussy for going that way!

by gizatron January 29, 2018