Twatter

To send a tweet before you've actually thought it through

P O T U S; a twatter a day keeps the media at bay

by henry case July 27, 2017

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somthing that idiots that think theyre reallly coool when theyr actully total idiots

twatter is like the best thing every invented

by nobodylikesuahole April 28, 2019

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twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

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Twatter

A woman or girl that uses a sexy profile pic to attract random social networking followers or friends in order to boost her sense of self worth.

Some random twatter just followed me. The pic of her in a bikini is hot, but there ain't no follow back girl.

by DaReal McCoy October 21, 2012

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A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.

Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter

by MARIE V. November 15, 2011

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-A user of twitter because twitter is strictly for twats that complain about everything life has to offer.

- Anyone that takes twitter seriously.

- Also could be a future reference to a twitter type porn.

- Hector123: @Preston I totally love going out and tweeting about last night!

- Preston: @Hector123 lol i know you twatter! #TonightsYourNightMan

by mizz_khalifa@twitter.com October 24, 2011

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