Twat Waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. Also know as Robert.

Robert is such a twat waffle.

by Idktwats March 28, 2019

Twat Waffle

Someone who thinks their shit dont stink to the point they cant be described by any other words.

That Brittney Bitch is a complete Twat Waffle

by v for vendettaa October 7, 2022

Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019

twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.

The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...

by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017

Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch

You won't believe what that twat waffle did !

by xSunn April 30, 2016