ironman triathlon

The most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line

Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately

Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.

by trollolrun March 16, 2017

Kansas City Trio

When a man bends frontwards and spreads his legs far enough that the gap in his thighs drew the eye to his exposed cock, balls and anus.

“I showed ‘er the Kansas City Trio.”

by Nickf2019 May 4, 2019

Trucker's trio

When you bang a mom and a daughter at the same time. Usually they are the truckers.

I stopped at a foristell, mo. truck stop. Thumb up hitchhiking. Rules of the road.... they said trucker's trio

by Tronathon87 May 9, 2020

Kingston Trio

A popular rest area mens room act where 3 dudes get in one stall, the first dude sits on the toilet, the second dude stands facing the first dude with his feet inside a tall shopping bag, thus hiding his presence from the outside, he gets blown by the first dude, the third dude is naked and sitting on the shoulders of dude two, now dude three is much taller than the stall door negating the purpose of the shopping bag, but he is only there because it's funny as shit when there is a naked dude on another dudes shoulders.

Tim felt fancy standing in a Nordstroms bag while his two new friends helped him complete a Kingston Trio.

by Papa Wheelie October 8, 2012

Alkaline Trio

One of the best bands ever.

Phara0h' and ultranonce were too busy fisting each other while listening to gayass black metal to appreciate the sheer greatness of Alkaline Trio.

by alkaline trio owns you all February 29, 2004

alkaline trio

A band that no-one seems to dislike. They are signed to the Vagrant record label.

Jill: I like Alkaline Trio.
Bill: What label are they on?
Jill: Vagrant records

by RyanM January 3, 2004

alkaline trio

one of the greatest bands to ever roam the face of this degenerate earth. and probably one of the most hated as well. alkaline trio will always be around and still hauling ass.

poseur chick: hey! what are you listening to?
Alk3 Fan: Alkaline Trio. You've heard?
poseur chick: Ummm...yeah. those are those 3 dudes i saw on MTV wearing makeup. i think the song was called "waste".
alk3 Fan:(infuriated) the song is "Time To Waste". and yeah i guess they were those dudes wearing makeup.
poseur chick: Yeah! they rock!
Alk3 fan: yes they do.....(mumbles under breath)..DUMBASS.

by mattskiba'sgirl June 12, 2005