Mahid Treatment

The mahid treatment is when you ignore individuals for trivial reasons or for no reason at all, especially in regards to social gatherings where you attempt to avoid them by giving the same excuse continually, despite it being obvious you are lying.

tom: hey why man why are you ignoring us for?

MAHID: you played banoni with the year 13s :(

lee: dude we got an awesome party wana come

Mahid: nah i got vistors good bye!

Lee: fuck the mahid treatment

by Ahmed najis February 15, 2010

T-P Treatment

When a woman uses her tongue like "Toilet Paper" to lick your asshole clean.

From Too $hort lyrics. "Boy you never had that T-P treatment!"

by Jaycobjns August 15, 2017

The Fluoride Treatment

When you squeeze out at least half a tube of toothpaste on your dick and then brush some bitch's teeth with it.

Jessica had a dirty mouth so I gave that whore the Fluoride Treatment

by Brian H January 28, 2008

The Royal Treatment

1: Being given the accolades/benefits according to one's station as a member of the ruling class.

2: A promotion by Taco Bell in the Denver metropolitan area, in which: two (2) tacos are given for free with the purchase of a beverage upon the successful scoring of two (2) touchdowns by the Denver Broncos in a single game, as sponsored by the wide reciever Eddie Royal.

3: A sexual act in which a gentleman gives a lady a pearl crown (orgasms on the forhead or hair) whilst the lady sucks his testacles and strokes the shaft of his penis during the gentleman's bowel movement.

I want my girlfriend to give me the royal treatment.

or

Eddie Royal always gets the royal treatment.

or

Your mom gave me and Eddie Royal "the royal treatment", bitch.

by lo_crutis September 10, 2009

Acronym Treatment

Acronym Treatment: During a IMing session in which the other person only says things like hbu nm etc

Dude: Hey whats up?
Dude#2: Nm hbu?
Dude: Damn acronym treatment..

by solstice.barrett March 14, 2010

Casey-Anthony Treatment

When you do something bad, and someones gonna come and beat your ass.

Guy #1 - "Dude i TOTALLY punched that prego chick last night!"

Guy #2 - "Man you better watch who u tell that too, or you might have some Casey-Anthony Treatment's coming your way... sheeit!"

Guy #3 - "Did he just say he punched a prego?!"

Guy #4 - "Get his ass!!!! Lets give him a little Casey-Anthony Treatment!"

by Raw_Coustic July 18, 2011

Full Kavanaugh Treatment

trying to destroy someones life using allegations, with no factual evidence.

Aw man they are giving that guy the Full Kavanaugh treatment and he wasn't even at that party.

by TheyBorkedhim September 19, 2020