treetard

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treeball

hairy ball that falls from a coconut or palm tree. white milky inside. hurts when it hits you. treeballs kill more people than sharks, but less people than boring speeches. people drink treeballs as a substitute to milk. they also use treeball shells as bowls, shovels or cups for football.

thanks to my treeball cup, my balls are okay.

my cousin dick got hit on the head and nudered by a treeball.

treeballs are kept high in the tree.

wow, what big treeballs!

by andrew104 June 5, 2012

treebanger

Noun: a treebanger is a horny hippie who instead of hugging the trees, tries to bang them

Check out that treebanger by the fern with his pants down

Israr is such an extreme vegetarian, he might as well be a treebanger

by McBoooger February 10, 2014

Treebaker111

Treebaker111, also known as a absolute beast. Treebaker111 is the god of memes and also stands for "everything you ever need".

Treebaker111 is my dad.
Treebaker111 is the best redditor ever!
Treebaker111 has left school.

by Treebaker111 September 30, 2019

TreeBarked

Shoving a pine cone in ur dogs ass

So I looks to see what the dog was barking about ,and low and behold there's a pine cone sticking out the dogs ass! So I told the neighbor that I guess some thugs treebarked the dog .

by Gizmo289 May 27, 2023

treefaller

1. Someone who falls out of a tree
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.

3. A cool person

If you are ever in a tree, relaxing and then you fall off, you are a treefaller.

If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.

by purplepigeon27 March 9, 2011

Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

by Jilly bones January 1, 2019