oatmeal body

Used to describe someone who is absurdly thicc, thicc like oatmeal. Synonymous with rethicculous.

Dang watching her walk by I had to stop and stare, she had that oatmeal body.

by DummyThiccBoi December 10, 2017

Oatmeal Showers

When multiple people insert oatmeal inside their anus, then force it out on to someone's chest.

" Who's down for some Oatmeal showers ? "
"Did Becky was in on of brads infamous Oatmeal Showers !"

by Deepkicks May 15, 2020

tallahasse oatmeal

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

We were drinkin whiskey and she looked kinda effed up so I gave her a Tallahasse oatmeal

by motoboat August 08, 2010

oatmeal raisin

A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.

Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin
Sam: Ewww fuck that dude

by Streganona September 02, 2005

Romanian Oatmeal

A bowl of diarrhea, byproduct of Thai or Mexican food.

"Pedro eats a filling meal of Romanian Oatmeal every day, thats what makes him so smart."

by Spengbab February 22, 2008

soggy oatmeal

When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal

When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal

by Uhhhhpoop January 15, 2018

oatmeal rock

listening to creepy death metal or bands that just completely suck and should be shot.

Hey, Brice and I just bought the new Nickleback. Do you guys want to come have some oatmeal and yogurt while we jam out. Next week I'm going to buy the latest Buckcherry, now that's "oatmeal rock".

by jessp June 19, 2007