Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that has been infected with elephantitas and will absolutely destroy any women’s cooch when it’s necessary.

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot, so I told him to wip out the cooter claw and part of my cooch fell off!”

by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019

raw claw

The unflavored form of White Claw aka Pure Claw - taste reminiscent of pencil eraser.

Crazy Clark enjoys cracking a raw claw or two after a hard days work on the job.

by swillhard June 11, 2020

Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019

dragon claws

RUNESCAPE

Dragon claws?? RUNESCAPE

by Runescapian1337 October 14, 2009

Scat Clawed

When one or more finger slip though the toilet paper when wiping leaving fecal remnants on one's digits.

Dude what is that on your fingers? You eating Chocolate?
No braaaaaaahhh. Just took a wet, greasy dump and ended up getting Scat Clawed.

Rank as fuck broohhhh. Wash your hands. Ya got Farmer's Nail too.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

lala claw

A claw that is used to pinch vagina lips while performing anal

Joe Gonzales lala clawed tyra on the pool table.

by Cornfuck November 24, 2013

Sandy Claws

From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". This is how the citizens of Halloween Town pronounce "Santa Claus"

"Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights."

Jack Skellington upon meeting Santa: "Sandy Claws...in person...what a pleasure to meet you! *shakes hands* Wh-...why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!"

by WildHoneyPie4 January 30, 2009