thoxer

The act in wich one pulls their boxers up tight around their hips exposing the glueteus maximus, as their boxers ride up their crack, yet still supporting their "moose knuckle".

Damn cody, your ass looks fine in that thoxer.

by Cody May 13, 2005

Look at the girl on those tits

An expression used when you see a girl, usually petite, with very large breasts. They are too big to say, "Look at those tits on that girl but rather, "Look at the girl on those tits."

Mike:"Look at the girl on those tits."

John:"Jesus! She must have serious back problems.

by Airforce1s December 6, 2009

"I'm not wearing those pants."

When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.

Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."

by nicole szanto February 6, 2007

One of those douchebags

A phrase that was originally used against people who were tired when they came back from camp, but has evolved and can now be used against anything that someone might be doing that seems like something a douchebag would do.

1: "Wanna hang out?"
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"

3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."

by YoudontknowmeYouthinkyouownme October 19, 2009

what are those?

an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without "shoe game". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.

kid: "mom, I got one question for you."
mom: "oh alrigh-"
kid: "what are those? ." *points to moms loafers*

by Medium Salsa August 6, 2015

Six Beer Thoery

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

by Mel March 31, 2004

What are those

A stupid ass saying made up on vine but I most likely use it when I see crocks on a person's feet.

1; what are those?!?
2; those are my crocs.

by Bribri11 November 18, 2015