2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Three Twixes

When three men have sex and get faeces on their genitals.

"Did you have a threesome Gary?"
"Yes Dave, we were like three twixes!"

by CrazyCandy444 May 3, 2022

Twix Prick

Twix Prick: Male genitalia in a deformed or otherwise strange shape. Looking like or having the characteristics of the chocolate bar Twix.

Hey, did you see that flasher on Queen Street last night?

Yeah, that nigra had a twix prick.

I hear Summers boyfriend has a twix prick, it's like two pricks in one, AND its chocolate coloured!

by King Ceri June 7, 2009

front twix

Penis. Dong. Johnson. Pud.

I asked her if she wanted the left or right twix. She said "Neither. I want the front twix tonight baby."

by FrontTwix October 21, 2017

Toilet Twix

The candy bar you eat on the toilet.

Ew, you disgust me!! Toilet Twix is just an innocent phrase for eating sweets on the toilet and has nothing to do with scat play!! Dirty bastard!!

by Sarcia26 February 6, 2022

Twixing

An act that is undertaken by two people. When one person sits on the lap of a person who is already seated upon a toilet.
When in position, both parties defecate. The person who is seated "on top" defecates between the legs of the already defecating person.

Thus giving the appearance of a Twix hanging into the toilet basin.

Howay, let me in the bog I am desperate for a shite. I don't mind twixing with ya.

by Mr Ippon August 1, 2018

Cheeky twix

Sexual term.
It descibes the action of a female inserting a single finger (any) in a man's anus, for at least two plalanx deep.

I was surprised Mary gave Kevin a Cheeky Twix when they got home, it was their first date.

by AppleSpyYou July 28, 2021