hairy petter

-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best

you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.

by JChao February 26, 2008

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016

Hairy Oliver

After oral sex, the pubic hairs that linger in your braces.

God man, she got the Hairy Oliver last night. I haven't shaved in weeks.

by Slimebitch March 19, 2016

Hairy Burka

This is a meaning for a man who shaves his genital area but has hairy legs and belly. The shaved part look like the eye section of a Burka.

Question to a hairy man: Q. Do you shave your balls? A. Yeah I have a Hairy Burka!

by BrownBoy90 January 20, 2015

Hairy Mott

a vagina with excessive pubic hair

shes got a right hairy Mott

by mr bosshart November 11, 2016

Hairy Dan

Any feminist/feminazi, especially ones with hairy armpits. It is derived from the word "harridan", which means "a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman."

person #1: Are you going to intern at the Daily Wire?
person #2: No, my mom's a real Hairy Dan.
person #1: That sucks, Hairy Dans are so unreasonable.

by Phil Cabinet July 19, 2017

Hairy shotgun

A very hairy penis but small

Look that black man has a hairy shotgun

by Zacharythatwigga November 14, 2018