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Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.
Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.
by Yellow 55 August 6, 2016
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Monster Cookie

A code name for a blow job, used by people too immature to call it a blow job.
by asdfasdfasfdasdfasfdasdf May 12, 2011
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monster cookie pinwheel

A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.
Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel
by quintippio February 9, 2010
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monster cookie pinwheel

An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.
Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!
by kerbs July 28, 2006
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Cookie Monster

A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?

Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!

Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.

Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021
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cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.
Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.
by PoppyLand February 21, 2018
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Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.
by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021
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