Biggest Dick in the Box

Man who believes and acts like he has the largest penis in a geographic area, and therefore, feels he rules over other men by size and can claim all the pussies in that area. Area can be defined as something as small as a party, niteclub, campus or town or larger geographic area over which the Biggest Dick in the Box feels he can preside.

One dude to Another in a Club: Who is that flypaper with all the coochies stuck to him

Another: He thinks he's the Biggest Dick in the Box

Dude: Well either he's epic or he's fronting

Another: Either way, he's got coochie action and we don't

by sarasplayroom.com August 20, 2009

chomp the box

A male using his tongue to stimulate the clit of a female. In other words, 'eating the pussy'.

"Some guys really like to chomp the box."

by monsieur merveille March 13, 2017

oh god! whats in the box?

from the movie "seven" when the delivery guy delivers the box with the dudes wifes head

OH GOD! WHATS IN THE BOX?
her head.

by niggasense February 27, 2005

eat the box

The act of giving oral sex to a woman .

"Yo I was gone eat the box but she on her period !!"

by M@m@g!rl October 13, 2013

what's in the box?

phrase uttered when something bad happens. taken from the scene in Se7en where Brad Pitt has a very distressing package sent to him from the killer.

(you unsuspectingly click a link and see the goatse)
"awww, what's in the box?!?!"

by Greg March 13, 2004

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

Jack-in-the-box

While texting, you reply to their messages so quickly, that you scare away potential romantic partners.

He replies so fast, he’s like a jack-in-the-box.

by QuimpGod69 July 14, 2020