by Mad thigh slapper September 02, 2019
a person who sends and receives nudes on a daily. you can use amazon by its self if there is no nudity in the picture but if there is thsat person will be labeled "amazon prime"
by magan marcool October 17, 2018
by stockrbot August 26, 2019
Amazon echo It’s a round circular object that is used for skeet shooting preferably with a 12 gauge shotgun or larger caliber rifle
by Holymbush September 21, 2018
People who have an unrealistic expectation of an appropriate timeline for delivery of a product from a small company due to amazon’s 2 day shipping.
The fussy Amazon shoppers attack the comments of ineverheardofyou’s Instagram to get revenge for the outrageous shipping time
by Schmukz May 15, 2020
Visiting Amazon.com after subscribing to Prime for free shipping. Black out, and wake up to a delivery of one hundred items you didn't need but shipped for free.
by Binxes October 28, 2013
1) A mediocre speaker with a POS smart assistant that absolutely sucks at responding to your commands. Very often misinterprets everything you say even when speaking in a normal voice, let alone when speaking quietly.
2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
2) A dumb irritating person that you have to stick with on a long-term basis.
1) "Alexa, turn on the bedroom light"
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"
"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"
2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."
"Sorry, I couldn't find a device named bedroom lamp"
"Alexa, turn the light strips to six"
"Got it, turning off all the lights"
"fuck off"
2) "Why so pissed?"
"I have an Amazon echo in my bedroom, go figure."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 16, 2021