Shredding Rug

An act of dancing where there are no rules. Anything goes. It usually entails getting low, making ridiculous faces, and falling flat on your face. Strobe lights contribute to the act of tearing as well as Britney Spears.

One can only say they shredded rug if they have the battle wounds to prove it such as swollen/tender feet, blisters, or bruises.
Boy1: Hey did you see Kristin dancing last night? She was intense.

Boy2: So wasn't dancing! She was absolutly shredding rug! Girl was intense!
by Forgione April 22, 2008
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Rug and a plug

When two girls are scissoring, but at the same time the use of a double sided dildo is penetrating each asshole adding to the pleasure.
Traci and Beatrice had a hard night of scrapbooking and drank a bottle of Spirytus. Things got down and dirty, they were adventurous and had a good olde rug and a plug. The smell was atrocious.
by Dongbag69 December 17, 2016
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Rug Muncher

"That damn Rug Muncher took my flannel and my girlfriend." said Jason
by The Names Luna May 20, 2018
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rug up

to put on lots of clothes in anticipation of going somewhere bloody freezing.
"I'm off to Scotland for a tour in October" "hrmm, you'd better rug up for that one"
by jimbob909 September 28, 2008
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rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick
hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009
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rug doctor

1. A dyke. A lesbian.
2. A straight male who eats pussy, preferably lesbian.
3. Missy Koonce.
1. That Ellen DeGeneress is a rug doctor.
2. My husband loves eating me out. What a rug doctor.
3. Missy Koonce.
by mindmelt September 22, 2003
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DRIBBLE RUG

THE RUG AROUND THE FRONT BASE OF YOUR TOILET
WHO TOOK THE DRIBBLE RUG I JUST PEE'ED ON THE FLOOR
by SCOTTY 21 February 07, 2010
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