A pseudonym used for the company “Lancer Tactical” that make airsoft products. The name came about due to the consistent unreliability of their Airsoft guns.
Lancer tacticals are about as reliable at firing as a Cancer Testicle is at nutting, and they both shoot equally far
by TheeScribe May 01, 2020
Pablo Testicle, otherwise known as el testículo, was one of the greasiest fugitives in Whoville history. Legend says that he escaped REDACTED Valley Maximum Security Prison, with only his bare testicle(s). He was a real sharpshooter. He passed away in 1666, due to the nature of the last three digits in his death year. How about a nice hot cup of Joe Biden?
"Hey man, the history textbook has a page dedicated to this dude who single-testicledly escaped prison!"
"No way bro! What was his name?"
"Pablo Testicle."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You have never heard of the great Pablo Testicle?"
"Nobody reads the textbook, dude. Why you even reading that to begin with?"
"No way bro! What was his name?"
"Pablo Testicle."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"You have never heard of the great Pablo Testicle?"
"Nobody reads the textbook, dude. Why you even reading that to begin with?"
by AMatterOfFax November 09, 2019
by Gamergeneral May 14, 2016
1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.
3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.
3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.
Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!
Example 2-
Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!
Example 2-
Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.
by TerinLu May 01, 2013
Where redbull comes from
Bro A: Hey bro, what are you drinking?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?
Bro B: Redbull bro!
Bro A: Ew, you know it comes from Bull Testicles, right bro?
Bro B: What?
by superior_intellect035 August 07, 2018
For those who like to add crude meaning to an otherwise unoffensive term - "third wheeling"
Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
Just like a pair of wheels, a third testicle will stand out, and should not be around(in most cases)
a) Oi, Pete, whose the third testicle?
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
b) Bobo hooked up with some chick, so i started third testicling
by Third Testicle August 03, 2009
by maxramage150 December 31, 2021