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Clout Tweeter

Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.

These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.

Tweets may be as followed:

“Noti gang where you @?”

“Like or Fake AF”

“Turn on notis or unfollowed’

“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”

These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.

They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.

So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.

Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
by Damnitscam October 22, 2020
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Confident Texter

The act of being overly confident during times of texting and FB chatting, while when seeing the textee in person lacking any social skills at all.
Yeah this person said so much stuff to me when he/she texted me last night like "you are so beautiful we need hangout right now!" The next day I saw him/her in class and all he/she said was "hey". Such a confident texter.
by skipitybop March 16, 2011
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pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope
The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago
by andy1 April 19, 2005
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on and off texter

person who texts once but doesn't text back, starts the convo , keeps it strong for two minutes and then suddenly stops.
dude 1: You know that one chick?

dude 2: Yeah the hot one?

dude 1: Yeah, thats her do you have her number? I was thinking about texting her.

dude 2: BAD idea bro she's such an on and off texter
by rendezvousjay February 27, 2010
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dry texter

when someone can't hold a conversation and replies with one word answers.
"Jared is such a dry texter."
"amber can hold a conversation, she is not a dry texter!"
by tiktokfan2 June 1, 2020
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Sloppy Texter

noun.

A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.
Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?

Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?
by tamUHra October 30, 2011
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lol texter

type of person who uses the phrase 'lol' after almost everything in a text.

commonly found among teenagers, but among adults too who still think they're "hip and with it"
"hey whats up lol"

"yeah lol"

"where are you lol"

(phrases commonly used by the lol texter)
by Miss Watson December 16, 2009
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