by leonswirly October 9, 2009
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Bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss I sent him a textslap via company email.
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Are uber-easy, all the time.
by Leiko October 6, 2004
Get the Geography Tests mug.The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.
Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.
by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007
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Are graded on a scale from 1-7 and a 4 is needed on average for all your tests to get the IB diploma.
This diploma has no affect on your life or college admissions since you are already accepted by the time you take these tests.
And its like fucking impossible to score 7s on IB tests.
Are graded on a scale from 1-7 and a 4 is needed on average for all your tests to get the IB diploma.
This diploma has no affect on your life or college admissions since you are already accepted by the time you take these tests.
And its like fucking impossible to score 7s on IB tests.
I like how people brag that they get all 5s on their AP tests and ask me "So have you gotten all 7s on your Ib tests?"
"No faggot" is my response.
"No faggot" is my response.
by Gumby! August 6, 2011
Get the ib tests mug.A combination of sick, twisted, fecal obsession, repressed homosexuality, fairy-tale based reality perceptions with undertones of pedophilia, vivid beastiality, general incontinence, all of which is by no means humorous to the sane.
Ho0o0o0 chile...I was jus' in teutsche's pink igloo. It was ful o' soiled depends, raped woodland creatures chained to the wall, mamed baby dolls, little boys locked in ornate bird cages that had oh so clearly been fucked in they be-hinds. "Aunt Jemima (as he refers to himself) get on yo knees and suck dick fo' rock. Now pre-heat that fetus-filled oven on da-double. Eazy peezy lemoh squeezy chile...."
by Stephen Exeter April 23, 2007
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